Do you need a chef to prepare a top grade beef sirloin? Do you need a romantic horse and carriage ride with wine and cheese pairings on a date night? Do you need a long handled sponge to get those hard to reach spots in the shower? Not really, but, one leaves you with a […]

“If you want me to take a dump in a box, and mark it guaranteed I will… I’ve got spare time”. – Tommy Boy A wise man once asked a wise question: “How do you know the guaranteed fairy isn’t some crazy glue sniffer?” – Tommy Boy…. again. Now lets dial down the abstract and […]

You know the old saying; “You can lead a drunk to water, but you can’t get him to drink it… or maybe it’s a horse.” Either way, moral of the story is whoever came up with that saying definitely did not use this as a proverb to describe a wedding crowd. A wedding is a […]

“Hi, my name is [insert name]. Welcome to my wedding venue. Congratulations on your engagement. Let me show you around and let me know if you have questions. We seat [select number] people, we include [set-up, cleaning, tables, moral support, etc], and we cost [insert ridiculous dollar amount that includes 4 walls and a roof] […]

Isn’t it ironic…. Rain on your Wedding Day? Just a little too ironic. You Ms. Wizard cannot change the forecast, nor can you alter the weather during your wedding day. But what you can do is understand your options and discuss this with your vendors ahead of time. Experienced vendors have already discussed this with […]

The Perfect Choice: Rustic Chic Wedding Venue “Where you go, I will go, and where you stay, I will stay forever.”  — Unknown   A wedding is a magical event that symbolizes the union of two souls in love, and choosing the perfect wedding venue plays a vital role in making this special day truly […]